Amy and I had both already made up our minds that we did not like hollandaise sauce. Was this a logical decision based upon past experiences, the result of many years of trial, rooted in the most infallible taste memories? No. It just sounded gross. A sauce of such legendarily poor stability that you can't chill or reheat it? GROSS! A sauce comprised almost entirely of different kinds of fat? GROSS! A sauce that rhymes with mayonnaise? SUPERGROSS!
The only thing we changed from her recipe was to add a good dash or ten of cayenne pepper to our sauce. Assuming you know how to toast an english muffin, warm some ham in a skillet, and lay a poached egg on top of all of it, you too could make yourself some eggs benedict with Paula Deen's hollandaise. But why would you want to? I mean, hollandaise is GROSS, right?
Wrong.
Oh, so very deliciously wrong. The closest thing I can liken it to is liquid dutch baby. Paula's just earned herself a regular spot at our table. Best dishes, y'all!